Gamer Geek tshirt.
The front of the shirt is printed with a cartoon of a gamer with all his paraphernalia, pizza box, super soaker, stuffed animal, rule book, and clever t-shirt, with the text “Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from GAMING”. The back has lines of text, which are all the things learned from gaming:
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. But Crown Royal bags are cooler for keeping dice anyway.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the rest of the party is in the STOMACH of the beholder.
Believe only half of what you see and nothing of what you hear, since you always blow your “Spot Hidden” and “Listen” rolls.
Never summon anything that’s bigger than your head.
He who fights and runs away never could have gotten away with that under SECOND edition rules.
A Gem of Seeing is believing.
Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face, unless your name is “Vecna.”
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try rerolling again, and hope the GM didn’t notice…
You can’t always get what you want. Especially on pizza, when the entire group orders.
Don’t sweat the small stuff. Gnomes, for example.
A rod of silence means never having to say you’re sorry.
Artist: John Kovalic
Printed on Black 100% Cotton T-Shirt, in the USA
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