This is my shirt!

I now have four Apocalypse Cow shirts in three different sizes (I'm shrinking). The original shirt is still my favorite. It had lettering across the back: "Crazy chicks, hot guitars, and the virtues of milk". Strangers would chase me through conventions to see the front of the shirt. Alas, the new ones are silent on the back. I've been buying Off-World Designs for the better part of two decades. I have at least 17 of their t-shirts and one hoodie. A bunch of them came in the Convention Surprise box, and out of the surprise box, I have only one that's meh". I live in the Heart of Illinois and nobody here has a collection of T-shirts like mine. Love you guys!